Top 10 Signs You Might Be Too Old to Trick or Treat
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have a kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candybar in your bag, you lose you balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Boris Karloff mask," and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens, you yell, "Trick or... ," and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go trick or treating:
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Saturday, October 6, 2012
Broken Angel ...
Broken angel
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can.
She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there.”
~ Bob Marley
Monday, October 1, 2012
Sometimes ...
♥ Sometimes you read more between the line,
than what is written on paper,
sometime you get it wrong sometimes right,
then other times you read what you need to hear♥